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CLASS WAR ISSUE 1
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RICH SCUM DIE
HOW TO STEAL THE PENTIUM OF YOUR DREAMS AND OTHER STREET SKILLS
Submissions: class.war@interzone.apana.org.au
INTRO:
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Welcome to the first Issue of Class War. The Anarcho-Zine that doesn't
write about making crackers and pouring sugar into dad's car cos he
didn't buy you that mobile-phone for xmas..
This Zine isn't about hurting people, especially our own. Our aim is
pure resource to romper-stomp the system from the barracks of our homes,
slums and workplace without detection...
All material is origional, tested first-hand with speelling mistakes et all
We have no affiliations! So we dont get caught!
IT'S RAINING 586'S:
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This is for you poor folks who are struggling to get by on that miserable
old 486.. You've tallied up the costs of upgrading only to realise that
it's alot more than your Dole cheque allows, and if you work and still
can't afford it, I can only say "what's the fucking point of working?"
You prolly work in some death-trap place amongst many other Hard working
subserviants who may want a copy of CLASS WAR for themselves!
I'm gonna outline some basic Hard core openings to that PHAT P5 whether
it's in a School, office, shop (We dont steal from houses, ok)..
SCHOOLS:
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This is the easiest!
You need: A car, Thin Plastic credit/video card, Plastic Rubish bin (with
a lid, the green big 'uns are perfect!)
When the computer lab (or better yet, some old ache's office) is locked, be
it during lunch or after day classes and the tired public servant saps have
fucked off, Go to your chosen door and wedge the card in between the door
where the lock is situated until it pushes the fucker back and the door
will magically open.. I've tried this on a number of universities and
TAFE colleges, they use the same dumb locks..
Close the door, fill your bin with computers, toss the room's rubbish bin
contents on top of your pc's just in case, to cover them...
Now just take out the trash! Except this trash goes to your car!
I wouldn't even unload the shit, simply toss the bin in the back of ya
rod and burn off....
OFFICES:
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You need: Vise-grips, Wire-clippers, See above
Most offices these days have computers.. You'll have to do some leg work
to find your prize Pentium, but I recomend taking the Network server, which
is usually the fastest machine in the building and will SERVE YOU!
Most offices are accessible from quiet lanes/streets where there aren't any
residents.. I've done the old dustbin trick (above) in city offices during
lunch-time.. Just waltz on in and take out the trash...
If you're gonna be confronted with a locked door that has one of the larger
locks that only unlock with a key-turn i suggest you bring the VISE-GRIPS
(also known as "multi-grips" the spanner that rounds-off nuts) and clamp
it onto the oval-shaped cylinder bit that sticks out and then crack it
from side to side... The cylinder bit will come off, exposing the inners
of the lock which has a little dover that you can simply "switch" with ya
finger (fat fingered fuckers better take a small screwdriver)...
All in all, you can have the lock open in less than 10 seconds if you are
a Hard-Dick mutha like me...
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| | The lock looks sumthing like that (look at one at your local
| | McDonalds Aluminium door for a better insight).
|/-\|
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IF YOU ARE STUCK!:
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Wooden-doors don't usually require much more than the old Size 11 Boot
Doc Marten... This isn't necessarily noisy, unless you're a lame-dick
who has to keep kicking and kicking..
The handy-dandy CROWBAR.. This can open nearly anything if you're persistant!
I always carry my MEGABAR (5 foot long demolishion crowbar) and I still have
the "door breaker" SledgeHammer the pigs left at my house (Thanks Guys!)
in the car for those times when a little brute force is necessary..
ALARMS:
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Ok, you see them everywhere.. Those stupid blue light alarm boxes that
are the only thing standing between you and your Pentium Lover..
These stupid fucking things are connected to the phone-line so that when
the alarm goes off they ring home to momma and the security place rings
back to confirm you are a robber by asking for a PIN number...
So it's pretty obvious! Cut the phone wire!
Find the closest TELECOM ground-hole outside the place and lift the cover
block to show the wires.. Snip the fuckers, Now, if you want to be sure,
you can always ring the phone from ya yuppie mobile to see if ya can hear
the phone ringing inside.. If not, you've cut the right wire!
Now simply stick your trusty crowbar into the side of that alarm and
pull the fucker off the wall... This is extreemly easy.. If its too
high, you'll either need a leg-up, or if ya work alone, some milk crates
or some shit..
NOTES:
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* Some shops have a yellow-tinge to their windows.. This means they have
had their windows coated with a rubber bubble that isn't easy to cut...
* DONT steal a car to do this, just gaffer some stolen plates over yours.
Driving a stolen car makes you an easy target for the cops, Plus it's
another risk just stealing it.. Plates are easy to unscrew, and they
car be stuck on/off in one second using gaffer..
(BONUS) Use Govt Plates...
* Always wear at least one glove! The garden white gloves are fine..
* Dont waste time unplugging printers etc, clip the wires, (except for
the power, or you'll fry ya'butt)
* I mentioned it before, but it must be stressed! DONT EVER STEAL FROM
SOME POOR SHMOE.. That means SMALL BUSINESS'S ARE OFF LIMITS!
We are stealing from the rich.. Robin-fucking-hood! The poor Chinese
dude who runs ya local computer shop has prolly endurred more hardship
to get this far and prolly owes alot to the bank. If he had the money
he wouldn't have a small local PC shop spending hours fixing Xt's
and answering your stupid questions.. No! He'd be home in Toorak!
Hit the big companies, the show-offs, the Government (easy), the
Insurance agencies (even easier).. but LEAVE THE POOR FUCKERS ALONE..
* Sharpen your crowbar! Blunt crowbars don't open jack!
* Although it's wise to delete any data from your newly aquired disks,
have a look at it first! Could be some nice info.. Could lead to other
pastures.. haha! Insurance company computers have a wealth of info on
their members and their codes. You could have just aquired the tools
needed to make that big payout to you..
* DONT try to sell the stuff! The cops screen the Trading Posts BEFORE
they hit the shelves (they get first look at the bargains).
EASY HITS:
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Ok, so you're ready to roll! But what Rich parasite do we hit??
Your first drive-by should be some computer wholsalers..
These guys have pentiums by the boxfull, (remember me if you get a few)
and you can prolly get the Holy-Grail here! Case the fucker first though,
visit them asking for dealers prices, say you're from blah blah PC's and
ask them the usual "how much biz do i need to do before i can get an
account" and they should show ya around the floor, so you should be doing
the ol' Terminator "scan the floor" here so when you hit him and it's
dark, you'll know exactly where they keep the goodies..
(BONUS HINT) The boss's desk always has the best PC in the place..
Social security, CES, and the rest of those public subserviants are piss
easy targets.. You never know, you may find your file! They are Government
agencies, so they get new hardware each year, plus they are like open shop
security wise.. Most have those "oval" locks i mentioned earlier..
Those offices that have minimalistic fronts. the ones that have signs that
leave the passer-by bewildered as to what exacty they are sellin'! These,
are the hidden treasures. The rich private offices of the elite. They are
not always very large, and you prolly never notice them, but while driving
around, take note. They are usually advertising agencies, or some kind of
agency (Meaning, they sell nothing, but charge a fortune) that is filled
with PC's and possibly other nice equipment like cameras, Video equip,
photocopiers, even.. YES.. The PETTY CASH DRAWER!!!
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THE END OF CLASS WAR 1
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YOU CAN STOP READING FOREVER FROM NOW ON!
THE MANDATORY FLAME:
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Melbournians, with all their incest, kiddies, Sissyops, backstabbing,
Co-suckoffs, Cheese Dick pulling porn packers, Native suburbanites,
Diz-advertising, warez-charging-legends-in-their-own-minds, White
Honky-hybrids of GODKNOWS what loins, suburban-anarchists with air-
rifles, YOU ALL LACK SLACK JACK!